The Christmas Of No Cards

I made my list,
And checked it twice.
I thought I would get cards,
Because all year I'd been nice.

No Panini, no Leaf
No Topps, no Upper Deck.
After opening all gifts,
My christmas list I did check.

WWE Heritage, Panini Cooperstown
Were both on my list.
Panini's Golden Age and UD Goodwin,
How could I have missed?

Nothing to rip
Nothing to break
I'd even settle for relics
Although I'm sure they'd be fake.

I guess I'll survive
There's always next year
At least I got socks and boxers
And some work clothes gear

Let this be a warning
To fellow collectors I've known
When it comes to your xmas wish list
Just buy it all on your own!